Assunto: Vagina Adventure Game Sex Ago 06, 2010 1:37 pm
Xbox Live Unlikely to Approve Vagina Adventure Game
Micro-marines in condom helmets tromping through a landscape of pubic hair will not be part of your Xbox 360 experience, according to a Microsoft statement on Privates, a title being developed for the PC and Xbox Live Arcade.
Zombie Cow, the studio, uh, behind Privates says the game may be irreverent in tone, it was built to promote safe sex messages, and was written to follow sex education guidelines in the British government's National Curriculum.
That doesn't seem to be of much persuasion to Microsoft. A spokesman gave this rather definite comment to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.
Citação:
This game has not been submitted to our pre-publication peer review process, and it has not been approved for distribution on Xbox Live Indie Games. We have guidelines in place that closely track requirements of content ratings boards worldwide and, among other things, prohibit the publication of strong sexual content.
While we haven't seen this game, we can confirm that if it is consistent with the description we have seen on the Internet, this game would not pass peer review and would not be permitted to be distributed on Xbox Live.
All is not lost; while Zombie Cow was hoping for approval and still intends to submit it, the game will also be free for the PC and distributed by Channel 4.
"There was always going to be a risk it won't pass Peer Review, but obviously we'll do whatever we can to get the Xbox version out," Zombie Cow founder Dan Marshall told the P-I. "It'd be a shame if a huge number of teenagers missed out on some quality gaming and vital education because of some abstract, cellular-level innards and pubic hairs."
Yeah, Microsoft. Why you gotta take the SEMEN out of AMUSEMENT?
Xbox Joysticking Unlikely for Game Set Inside Vagina
Journey to the Center of a Vagina with Privates
No word if Microsoft has changed positions on Privates, the irreverent safe-sex-themed game still being produced for PC. Zombie Cow Studios has gone ahead with this trailer anyway. "Don't touch it, you don't want it growing all up your balls!"
No word on its release either, except for the oh-so-clever signoff that it's coming (pause) soon.
Watch Us Play With Our Privates G
Get ready to have sex ruined for you forever, as we take a trip deep inside an infected vagina in the first level of Zombie Cow Studios' Privates.
The day we've been dreading since May has come, and the first shooter to take place inside (and outside) of simulated sexual organs is now at hand. I'd wash that hand if I were you.
Designed as an Xbox Live Arcade and PC game, though chances of it being approved as an XBLA title were slim. Having played through the first of five levels, I'd say we can likely lower those chances from slim to none.
While the game is disgusting and vulgar, I suppose there is something to be learned from it, and that is the body is a horribly disgusting place crawling with bacteria and oozing with unidentifiable putrid substances, and we should never touch anyone's private parts - not even our own - without wearing thick gloves, or possibly a hazmat suit.
